Welcome to Boshers' mind... where does the apostrophe go there? how do you spell apostrophe? These and more questions will remain unanswered in the next few mins.
If you'll look to your left you'll see the narcisism, checking its' reflection in the window. And there, standing in its' shadow is the inferiority complex. I would like to remind you that there is no flash photography as this has been known to scare some of the insecurities and confuse what little logic remains.
Now if you'll follow me, we've got a special treat lined up. In this room, be very careful, very quiet and don't step on anything, because this here is the most important part of this particular mind. That's right, the sarcasm switch. I understand some of you may be wondering why there are cobwebs on here, well that's because we don't even let the cleaners touch this in case they break it. It has stayed on for almost 18-20 years, nobody is certain as the archeologists have all been focused on dinosaurs and Indiana Jones since he was about 4.
Anyway, moving on... as you can see we have a cinema showing Carry On films, Star Wars' greatest lightsaber battles, and the widest and weirdest collection of porn currently known to man. And here we go into the gallery, with photos, paintings and sculptures of some of the heroes that have inspired him. Dave Grohl, Ronnie Barker, David Jason, Anthony Hopkins, and you can see the rest should you choose to on a full list to be published at a later date.
Finally, here.... is the little shop. This is where the tour ends, feel free to puruse at your own lesuire and don't forget to leave a tip.
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